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New Slogans Fer the State of Florida

If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive.
Home of electile dysfunction.
We count more than you do.
If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
Relax, Retire, Re-Vote.
Viagra voters do it again!
Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
We don't just cheat in football.
We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95: Florida this way. No that way. Five miles. Wait...ten miles.
What comes after 17,311?
This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us!
Once is never enough!
We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes!
 Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
 Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.
 We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded!
Don't count on us!
Home of the edible chad.
Bumbling better than ever!

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