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My Favorite Country Song Titles 

 

  1. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
  2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  3. If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
  4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  5. (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill
  6. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
  7. If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
  8. I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
  9. Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
  10. Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
  11. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
  12. You're A Cross I Can't Bear
  13. It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
  14. I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
  15. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  16. You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
  17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  18. Heaven's Just A Sin Away
  19. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  20. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  22. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
  23. It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
  24. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  25. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
  26. I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
  27. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
  28. If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
  29. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
  30. If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
  31. Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
  32. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  33. The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"
  34. Do You Love As Good As You Look
  35. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
  36. When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
  37. My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
  38. You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
  39. And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
  40. How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
  41. sample lyrics: I keep on seeing you, day after day.
  42. You never leave here, you always stay and stay,
  43. How can I miss you when you won't go away?
  44. Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You that I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?
  45. He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

 

The Ten Commandments of Grits

1. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
2. Thou shalt not eat thy Grits with a spoon
3. Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits for this is blasphemy
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits
5. Thou shalt only use Salt, Butter and Cheese as toppings for thy Grits.
6. Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits
7. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
8. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
9. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
10. Thou shalt not put sugar on thy Grits either.
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