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Redneck Test

This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't.   Yankees may score a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+.   If you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks.

Contributed by Nancy, visit her  Bubblicious Family Page

Score 3 points per correct answer.  You're given 1 point to start.
  Answers follow below, so don't peek.....
  1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
  2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
  3. Bill Dance is good at what?
  4. What university does Bill Dance root for?
  5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
  6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
  7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block  V8?
  8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
  9. What is a chigger?
  10. What is scrapple?
  11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
  12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
  13. What follows logically?  Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
  14. What's the common name for a bowfin?
  15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
  16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
  17. What are grits made out of?
  18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
  19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
  20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
  21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
  22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand  Ol' Opry"?
  23. Where would you find Vidalia County?
  24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
  25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
  26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
  27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
  28. What is a scuppernong?
  29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
  30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
  31. What color is a John Deere?
  32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?
  33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?


  1. 7
  2. 43, red and blue
  3. Fishin'
  4. University of Tennessee
  5. University of Georgia
  6. Hard peanuts
  7. 283
  8. French
  9. A red bug (small parasite)
  10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
  11. Panama City, FL
  12. Spanish moss
  13. Evinrude
  14. Mudfish
  15. Nothing.  A steer has been castrated.
  16. Hank Williams
  17. Corn
  18. Paul Bryant
  19. Because of the pollen
  20. "The Recipe"
  21. Helen
  22. WSM
  23. Georgia
  24. Calf roping
  25. Mandolin
  26. 5
  27. The same thing
  28. A wild grape
  29. Yes
  30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
  31. Green
  32. Another trick animal husbandry question.  Mules are generally sterile.
  33. Tobacco

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