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Things a Man Would Never Say

Last updated on Monday, July 16, 2001

The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say

10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Her breasts are just too big.
6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2) Hell with Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.

The Last Things Any Woman Would Ever Say

10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5) This diamond is way too big!
4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2) Does this make my butt look too small?
1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.


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