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His and Her ATM usage from each other's point of view:

HIS (her point of view)
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Put car in park
3. Insert card
4. Dig around junk pile in front to look for tape case
5. Dig around junk pile in back to look for tape case
6. Play around with tapes
7. Put a tape in the player
8. Pull out tape
9. Put tape back in player reversed
10. Push play
11. Push stop, fast forward, stop, fast forward, stop rewind, stop, fast forward, stop ... okay now play
12. Enter transaction
13. Enter amount to be withdrawn
14. Enter lower amount to be withdrawn, not enough money in account
15. Enter lower amount to be withdrawn, not enough money in account
16. Ask for balance
17. Enter new amount to be withdrawn, 5 dollars lower than available balance
18. Get ten bounced check notices in the mail three days later

HERS (from his point of view)
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

 

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